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Egged on by brynnmck, and with my most profound apologies to meyerlemon:

When you see this on your flist, quote Firefly.

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Mine is an evil laugh! -Wash

They tell ya never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious. -Mal

I understand if you need to go prepare for that 'it's ten in the morning' issue. -Inara

I'm sorry, Dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk. -Simon

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. -Book

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero! -Wash

Monastic humor. I miss out on all the fun. -Wash

Smells like crotch. -Jayne

I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. -Wash

One cannot always be one's self in the company of men. -Inara

My food is problematic. -River

This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants, would it? -Mal

Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
'Cause I'm pretty?
'Cause you're pretty. -Kaylee and Wash