Joke. Dork. Failure.

Oh, Frak.

From yesterday's Attack of the Show:



On another note, I am somewhat distressed I have to be at work at 6 tomorrow, since it's all too clear I will not be able to sleep...hopefully, I don't have to function well.

So, I've been absent. Three reasons.
1-Mom was in town. Good visit. I made her cry in Michael's (in a good way).
2-Work has been killer. Like, so stressed out that I couldn't eat. Luckily, I've got the next two days off.
3-Twilight. I finished. I still find her writing style atrocious, but the story more compelling. Drat. I still have severe heart pupils for Emmett Cullen. Emmett. Yes. Bella can have Edward. Emmett is awesome. Jacob is still my homeboy. I BAWLED AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES. LIKE A KID WHO WANTS CHICKEN MCNUGGETS. I WANT TO GIVE JACOB A HUG. Pud, you were right, things shook out in the end and I was flailing prematurely.

Okay, one link for those following the whole youaredumb.net thinks Dirk Benedict is a moron. Bryan finds out that the articles are OLD. Then he rails on Big Hollywood for a while.

TV: BSG-SAM, I LOVE YOU! APPARENTLY, KARA DOES TOO! AND JOHN HODGEMAN (omgbestever)!
Dollhouse-I'm not so sure. I want to give it a few more episodes.
Heroes-NATHAN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU COULD BE MAKING OUT WITH PETER, RIGHT NOW. WHY ARE YOU BEING THIS WAY?
Lost-I'm two episodes behind. Maybe I'll catch up tomorrow.

Friday is a really hard night to be a geek. I had 5 hours (from a 3 hour period) of TV from Friday on the DVR. T:SCC, Dollhouse, ST:Clone Wars, BSG, and Psych. Whew.

So. I spent the day recording BSG onto DVD so I could delete it from my DVR. Thinking they would put 4.0 and 4.5 out together. Because I'm stupid. And then I see lizardbeth_j's post about getting her DVDs. THEN I CHECK THE RELEASE DATE. Which seems to be today. Awesome. *kelly!fail*

 O.O


Heehee...heheheheheheheheeeee.


OMG.


I have to be at work in 7 hours.  How am I possibly going to sleep?

1) I just got a phone call from Saskatchewan. I didn't make it to the phone on time. Are any of you from Saskatchewan?

2) morgaine22, did you see us in sarkastic's journal? Being all clingy and squished? I make out with you!

3) I have to work from 6am-9pm tomorrow. BOOOO.

4) BSG tonight. YAY!

( Crossroads, Part III...I guess it's actually He That Believeth in Me )

Okay, so, yesterday, we went to Homo Depot and bought pavers and stones for a firepit. And I am so sore. Then, we went to P-House with FL Matt's friend from Louisiana. Which was great (I got to give Chris the cold shoulder). But we didn't get home until 2 and I had to work at 6 and ouchy ouch ow. I was in a haze all day (I finally woke up at about 1 pm). We went to Hooters for lunch (hee). I came home and slept for like two hours and I thought it was morning when I woke up but luckily the race was still on so I didn't panic. I'm tired. And sore.

...but it's really just a place for me to put all the fic that gave me a squeezure this week. And there was...quite a bit.

lyssie started things off with Snow Angels. Sam. Kara. Snow. Yes.

wisteria_ posted the final chapter of "Icarus". The small part of me that is still a K/L shipper glees.

wisteria_ recced boom_queen's When white-cheeked Aurora (the Dawn) climbs the heavens. It is Lee/Kara/Sam. An amazing mindfrak and perhaps one of the most awesome pieces of work I've ever read ever. Yeah, I said it.

indiefic posted Gnothi Seauton John is very grown up and not whiny at all. I like this John. Very much.

sabaceanbabe asked for SCC prompts, and the Derek fangirls (myself included) came through. All six drabbles are here. (Mine is "Derek and candy.")

Okay, okay, this wasn't from this week, and I've already recced it, but HEROES/SCC APOCA!FIC...IT'S WORTH RECCING TWICE. And, there's follow-up. From this week. kalesbohan and hariboo_smirks teamed up to give me us Comfort Is The Night Gone Black.

Then, the dynamic duo put John into the Heroes-verse in Like Spinning Plates. Did you know that John and Zach are both very emo? Here, let me show you them.

kalesbohan continued killing me with squee and wrote a SCC/BSG crossover in which Starbuck is a crazy-bitch-badass. What happens when the place you're escaping to is exactly the same as the place you're escaping from? To Hell And Back (For This)

And I'll end where I started, with a little BSG fluff, courtesy of kalesbohan (again with the killing me), As Well I'm Leaving.

So, what awesome did I miss?

Fandom,

You may implode now.

That is all.

Love, Kelly

P.S. Commander Fatpants, lose 30 pounds.