Nothin' to do...nowhere to go.

Hey, gang! For those of you who know starsfell, she's in surgery. I haven't heard anything from her dad since prep began at 1115. We made plenty of "If I Die" jokes last night and, not to worry, I know where all the porn is stashed and have specific instructions on what to destroy should they come back without her this afternoon. BTW, watching her cram as much pizza and sweet tea into her pie hole before she had to stop eating at midnight...WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.

While I wait, I've hijacked her computer and am uploading vacay pics to facebook to get my sister off my back. I was going to go to five guys, just to piss Jay off...but it's raining and I have chips and dips. That will have to be enough.

ETA: My favorite zing of the morning: Julie was playing Halo while I was trying to wake up on the couch. Eventually, she died in the game. I GOT IN, "FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY!"

Update.

starsfell is out of surgery. Everything went really well. The doctor told her dad that her knee looked like an NFL player's. I guess that means I don't get to use her bank passwords. Oh well. I'll update when I know more.

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starsfell is on her way home! And kharma punked me on her behalf. So I feel like we're even for the joke this morning. YAY! Can't wait to see how goofy she is!

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Julie just told me she feels like spaghetti. Not that she wants spaghetti to eat, but that she feels like a noodle. This should be fun.