/RAGE

Ma'am, I was perfectly content to stand behind you in line at the grocery store, even though I had $7 worth of groceries and you had $170. What irritated me is when you looked at me, said, "I feel so bad, you only have a few items," and then DIDN'T ASK ME TO GO IN FRONT OF YOU. I WOULD HAVE SAID, "NO THANK YOU," BY THE WAY.

BE A HUMAN BEING OR KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

Gosh darn my manners, sometimes.