Because posting actual content gives me hives.

Okay, there will may be some actual content, but it will still be in the form of meme, because that's how I roll.

I was going to go to the bar tonight and try to get drunk for free and pick-up the bartender (which would be pretty easy considering the bartender is my girlfriend), but instead I'm watching Heroes and catching up with the internets at large. Because I'm lazy. And I need to do laundry.

I've been quite for a while. Why, you ask? (Or are you just thanking a higher being?) My mom showed up. At my house. For three weeks. With two days notice. Yeah.

So I've been occupied. And I've been tagged for a meme by morgaine22. And I'll tell you some cool stuff I've done in the past month via the meme. And then, you know, do the actual meme.

1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to do it. Screw you, meme instructions! You're not the boss of me!

( Seven facts about the last month. )

( The real meme. )

And one more meme, just because I think it's cool.

Pay It Forward: I will send a handmade gift to the first 3 people anyone who leaves a comment here on my blog.* I don’t yet know what that gift will be, but you will receive it within 365 days. The only thing you have to do in return is "pay it forward" by making a similar agreement on your blog. *Because I have a relatively small flist, I don't have a problem extending this to everyone, but I don't expect everyone else to go beyond 3 people. But, you have to tell me 3 things in your comment: your wrist size (can be approximate, but if you can measure, it would be helpful), whether or not you have pierced ears, and if you have a problem with displaying a full naughty word in your personal space (vs. sh*t or b!tch, vs. no naughty words at all).